Do You Suck at Craigslist?

Craigslist is an almost inevitable part of the renting process.  From finding your apartment to furnishing it, trusty CL is always there.  Unfortunately, a lot of people who try to Craigslist are doing it wrong.  Although their boneheadery can be frustrating, they are doing the rental world the favor of hilarity.

Our friends at You Suck at Craigslist have allowed us to feature some of their favorite apartment and roommate posts so you can cram in a few giggles before your September 1st move.  If you haven’t already, visit and follow the site.  The comments are the best part!

 Confused about the definition of a HOUSE

This is a House$1800 / 4br – Beutiful 4 bdrm two story


This is a HOUSE, not an appartment! available NOW!! great rental opportunity.4 bedrooms, three bath, large living room and kitchen with balcony/ deck. bonus room/extra living room down stairs.

two car garage, with additional parking off steet. great family home.

dish washer, stacked washer dryer upstairs, front loaders down stairs.

off of quiet cul-de-sac in a nice martha lake neighborhood.

call Teddy @ ###-###-#### for apointment and details.

$45 non-refundable credit check fee.

 Offer you can’t refuse – You pay me money but you can’t live at my house!

Travel a lot but still need a bedroom to call home?


If you travel a lot but still need a bedroom to stay in while you are in town? If you answered YES, this is the perfect fit!!

I own and reside in a TWO -BEDROOM/ONE- BATHROOM Condo in [location]. The complex is called [NAME OF COMPLEX] and is located off the cross streets of [location]. There is easy access to TWO METRO STOPS ([two metro stop names]) via bus stop on property. Less than a mile from [location] and walking distance to Shopping Center.

I am looking for a roommate that won’t be around much but still needs a place to call “home” every so often. The room is fully furnished with a full bed, night stand ,dresser, and TV. There is a 2 door closet inside the room also. I have a cat so you cannot be allergic to cats. I like my own space and am used to living alone but the mortgage has gotten to be too much. I’m looking for someone who travels a lot or maybe “lives at their boyfriends” house but mom and dad still think you have your “own” place… I think you get the picture. Utilities include Cable, Wireless Internet, Gas, Electric, Water/Sewer and Trash and would be an additional $50.00 per month. The rent that I am asking is $600 per month although willing to negotiate a tiny bit if you are the right fit.

Please email me through craigslist with your contact information and why you are a good fit for my 1 bedroom rental.

Not sure if this guy sucks at Craigslist or just won Craigslist – I certainly want to live in his loft!

$940 / 1br – williamsburg loft


its a 4 bedroom loft style apt. 1 bathroom huge kitchen/living room. 1 stop into manhattan on the L train. tons of bars/restaurants/shopping in the area. amazing roof/view

if its just for the month thats fine, but theres a chance you can sign the lease in june if everyone gets along

$940/month plus utilies

please let me know soon!

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Craigslist users!  What is the craziest thing you’ve seen while apartment, roommate, or furnishing hunting?  How much do you love You Suck at Craigslist? Where else do you find rental hilarity?

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